The publication of The World According to Clarkson in 2004 launched a multi-million-copy bestselling phenomenon. But to no avail.

Jeremy's one-man war on crimes against common sense has not yet been won. And our hero's still scratching his head at the madness of it all. But it's not all bad. He's learned a little along the way, including:

Why binge drinking is good for you

The worst word in the English language

The remarkable secret of eternal youth

The pleasure and pain of middle-aged drumming

The problem with America

And how to dispose of a seal

For anyone who's ever been driven to wonder just what is the matter with people these days, For Crying Out Loud is the perfect riposte. Surprising, fearless and always laugh-out-loud funny, Clarkson's back. And he's got a point...